Monday, January 15, 2007

Slow and Go

This is what I woke up to this morning. I knew it would be an interesting commute in from Bryn Mawr. Xtracycles handle like shit in all this snow. No traction over the rear wheel. But...

All hale the hard working Mpls Park Board workers who are out plowing the bike paths before sun-up.

Guess the plows are too wide to hit the bridges, however.

The city shines in the distance. I'd rather still be in bed. But then I wouldn't have had the pleasure of shovelling the walk in front of the shop before the Lunatic showed up.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Is it a cornucopia or a cavalcade?

It was a regular fruit stripe of color in the CRC bike rack today. Orange Salsa cross. Tequila Lime Green Surly 1x1. Smokey(treat) Blue Surly Long Haul Trucker. Red & White Saluki 650b.

A very nice red Saluki. Dig the Nitto racks holding Nigel Smythe bags.

The Lunatic logs some serious miles in his never-ending quest to stave off the "winter pelt." It is during this time of year that he craves "massive quantities." I guess he didn't mean massive quantities of smokey treats...

These just might be the sexiest fenders on the streets today. Damn right you better lock them up. Don't park this one on the porch in South Minneapolis...

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Get Bent-Prince Matchobelli


I got this cool old road bike last fall. The headbadge reads 'Bicycle Prince Deluxe.' Built it up. It rode funny. Had the fork straightened. Still rode funny.


Figured the frame was bent so I took it to the Garage Mahal and had Reed Von Benderstein hook it up to the FRS-1 (Boogie Down Productions.)


Reed is a superstar and probably the best mechanic (and wheel monkey) this side of well, shit, he's better than Jeebus! Thanks Reed!

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

'07 Seconds

CRC Jerseys are now available. Standard "race cut" and a few "freeridey" styles. $65 each. Come on down and check 'em out. Ray already got his...


If you're riding past "Hobo Camp East" behind the Lake St. Target, look out for these three stooges...

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Haulin' Boxes

Just before Xmess, Gay Dave Evil needed a bike shipped to Portland. I said 'bet.' He sent the loot, I sent the box.

Now I'm back from Cancun. (did you know that 'Cancun' is Espanol for "Liver Damage?") Here's my view from the beachside bar. I was there for 6 days. I was on a first name basis with the bartenders after the first hour.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Son's Of Larry Racing Team

Lance Larson was the first kid in our group to get a P.K. Ripper. Rob Reister had a sweet Powerlite. I had a Rhyno III. We all raced for The Insurance Shack BMX team. This all has not alot to do with the photo, but that there is Lance, founder and owner of the ultra-prestigious L.L.R.P./Under The Bed Burrito Factory Team.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Kandy-Koated-Tangerine-Metal-Flake Streamline Baby


My man Terry Brashear strolled into the shop one day with this Schwinn Volare frameset. I'd never heard of it, but sure did like it's pointy chrome lugs and tangerine metal flake paint job. Seems these were the "Japanese Paramounts" and only made from 1977 - 1978. Terry wanted a sweet fixed gear, and he got one. Rare for a 70's era frame are the vertical dropouts. Of course, they were no match for some sweet White Industries ENO eccentric hubs...


Thursday, November 30, 2006

Caroline Yang Tour de France Opening Party @ One On One Bicycle Studio 9-December

JAUNE+ROUGE
2006 Tour de France Photo Exhibit
 
In the Tour de France, the race leader is awarded the Yellow Jersey. The final rider is called the Red Lantern. During the 2006 Tour, massive doping scandals turned professional cycling upside down. 
 
This July saw cycling's top heros evicted from the race and its new champion stricken by the scarlet stain.
 
It was a Tour of Jaune et Rouge.
 
Please come and share in Caroline Yang's visual documentation of this extraordinary Tour de France.
 
 
One on One Studio
117 Washington Avenue North
Minneapolis Warehouse District
612.371.9565
 
Dec 9 - Feb 17 / OPENING NIGHT Dec 9, 7pm-11pm
 
www.carolineyang.com
www.oneononebike.com

Friday, November 17, 2006

Green?

1976 Raleigh Super Course Mark-II 59cm (56cm toptube) $350

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Now, with more B-Rose!

IMG_0636.JPGYou've heard the rumours, and I'm here to tell you that, yes, it is true. The CRC Coffee Bar/Cykel Garage, indeed, now, has MORE B-ROSE. Thank you, thank you, I KNOW! How awesome is that? Pretty frickin' awesome, I agree.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Still having fun....

The Mayor of Drunkingham brought the heckling to new heights at the Powderhorn Cross race. Dollar, dollar bill, y'all...

Coming soon, to a State Cross Race near you.

Monday, October 16, 2006

We're having much more fun...

The Q-laiders had another TT last week. It was pretty boss, and the locals don't know what to think when a ragtag bunch of cyclists are swarming off the sidewalk in staccato one minute bursts. The Heat-Meiser took the W again, with BrauerPower snagging second overall and first fixie.

In other nooze, yesterday was the Boom Island CX Race. Perfect fall day, lots of racers, and even more Stupor Fans in the corner. Rock AND roll. Many a blurried, bloodshot eyes were hidden behind large sunglasses, regaling one another with the amount of scotch consumed the night before at the Coleman/Carpenter soiree. Jesse CreepyFriendly made an appearance from Madison, and kept everyone in check with a second place finish in the A race on his SS 29'er. Coming this weekend, we have a double header of doom. The Homie Fall Fest will be held Saturday, Oct. 21. Meet at Liquor Lyles in Uptown by 11:00 am. Be prepared for everything. Including riding some sweet singletrack, followed by some sweet home brue. Sunday, the race promoters from the Hub Cyclocross Race at Powderhorn Park are graciously starting at noon, to allow ample morning hangover time. This is another fine example of urban cyclocross, and I highly recommend that you tune in, turn on, and drop out with all your crazy bike ridin' friends. Racers and non-racers alike should be in for a treat. C-you there. [as of press time, no decision has been made on whether or not we'll be open next weekend. Call in advance.-thanks]

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Down with the Brown vs. CRC Blooze

Alright, Foxes. Here are the pictures I promised of the nü CRC goods.
CRC/Chrome Metropolis bag. In Browwwn. Only 15 made. $130 in the shop, $136 shipped.

CRC Hoodie. Navy Blue. Get one. $40 in the shop, $46 shipped.

And some recent single speed conversions:
Ross's sweet Raleigh. Is it a '77 International? Only RetroRaleighs.com knows for sure...

Jim's sweet old Raleigh Carlton. These bikes are so fucking cool. I wish I could keep every one.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Nu CRC chit at the Cykel Garage

here's the new "girl" shirt. American Apparel, etc. Going fast!

New BROWN CRC/Chrome Metropolis Bag: (picture soon)

New NAVY CRC Hoodies & Long Sleeve T-shirt: (picture soon)

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

The All British Cycling Event and Gentleman's Tour


This "Cycle Jumble" should be on everyone's calendar, if not for it's own merits then because it is held at Barley John's Brewpub! As the flyer states, "Experience cycling before lycra or lawyers!" and be sure to check out the "Gravity Race and Pastry Joust." Oh, those cheeky Brits...

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

R.I.C.E. and the Dakota 5-0

Here it is, the cankle. So I'm finishing my final night lap, it's just before sunrise–a dull twilight is coming over the sky and I'm exiting "The Hideaway" at Afton, so I know I'm home free, with just "Larry's Revenge" to get thru and then a cold PBR will be awaiting me at the finish line. It's been a humid night and the trails are kind of greasy. Traversing an off-camber single track across the side of the hill. Back wheel washes out. I get thrown onto my back, land on my camelback, facing downhill, but my right foot did not unclip from the pedal. Hyperflexion of the ankle and it's a slow roll back to the start/finish. My race is over. Kelly Mac stepped up and rode my remaining 3 laps. Team Red Polka Dot Dress filed a protest with the UCI, but Dr. Fuentes said fuck 'em. We got 25 laps, they got 23. Suckers... But the real sucker will be me, if I am unable to ride the Dakota 5-0 this Sunday. A whole years worth of "training" down the drain. Not real happy about that. Let's hear it for Universal Health Care. If only I were still in Sweden...

As seen in Sødermalm, Stockholm Sweden.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

STOCKHOLM! 24 hours of AFTON! PAINKILLER!

Good Lord. Sweden is Utopia. When can I move? Anyway, until I sort my head, recover from Jet-lag, and recover from this weekend's 24 Hours of Afton, I'll leave you with this beauty of a quote from Tim Krabbe's book, "The Rider." "Shifting is kind of a painkiller, and therefore the same as giving up."

p.s. we got sweet nü BROWN Chrome CRC messenger bags in. Check it out.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Electric Prunes-Stockholm

This is it, the bike that is going to Stockholm tonight with me, for the 2006 Single Speed World Championship. It's the 1993 Bridgestone XO-1 w/S&S couplers (and technically a Petaluma Salsa front end, as the original front triangle was replaced sometime in 2000 by Dana Butzow at Dog House). This is the bike that keeps on giving. You may remember it from such CRC hits as Holiday In Cambodia: 9 Single Speed Weeks in Southeast Asia (see CRC #13) It's been raced across the Dakotas, seen much dirt and tarmac action, and just won't quit.
Plus, it fits in this suitcase.

How cool is that? Pretty F'n cool, don't you think?

I'll be long gone to Stockholm Tuesday (15-Aug) to Tuesday (22-Aug). No laptop this trip, so updates might be sporadic. But I've got a new camera, so will hopefully post some photogs upon my return. Kelly Mac, Kevin Bacon, B-Rose, and Eddie Gripgen will be holding it down at CRC. Drop in and say hello. In fact, drop in this Saturday, (19-Aug) and join in on the SOUND UNSEEN FREERIDE It's a bike crooze, starting from CRC at 4pm, with stops at all the local hotspots. Register for FREE BEER (no shit) at the above website.

Lastly, speaking of Stockholm, O.G. Surly Slug B-Lee Evans sends this bit:

From your friends at BOMP……

"ELECTRIC PRUNES - Stockholm 67 -finds the Electric Prunes at the height of the powers. Some ninnies have griped that the 'Prunes were nothing more than a psychedelic one-hit wonder, and a studio project at best. This performance burns the criticism to the ground. Over-amplified and fuzzed to the max, the 'Prunes here are explosive, noisy and wild. This recording proves that the Electric Prunes deserve to be ranked alongside the very best bands of their era."

PS. the Stockholm Shirts have arrived and are pretty sweet! If there are any left over after the trip, they'll be available at the Cykel Garage.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Good Times, Great Oldies

After the sad passing of my Mother, the very next day I had the great joy of seeing my friend and mentor, Loren Morlock, for the first time since his terrible bike accident in Boulder on April 21. He looked amazing and it was such a 180° of emotion. Thank you Loren & Jennifer for dropping by the house.

Got a few good rides in while I was back in ND, including out in Medora with my brother Paul, and brother-in-law Roger. It was 106° this day and we rode the 38 mile loop on the road through Theodore Roosevelt National Park.

My nephew Breck pulled this old Schwinn pixie sting-ray from a neighbor's trash pile (atta-boy!) and I helped him rebuild the chunky coaster brake. He said he just wants to have it around to look at. I told him to just "run what ya' brung..."

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Live Tour coverage tomorrow at CRC


I want to thank all of my friends, colleagues, and customers for all the kindness, encouragement and support in the last month and the last year, for that matter. It has been a long, tumultuous, often sad year. My Mother passed away Monday, July 10.

But Mom loved adventure, and I do too. So come down to CRC and watch the tour. Another Alps stage tomorrow. It ain't over yet.

thank you.

-Tommy

Monday, June 12, 2006

Does your Saturday morning barista look this good?

No, I didn't think so...

FOR SALE THIS WEEK AT THE CRC CYKEL GARAGE:
Hot Rod Raleigh SuperCourse. Reynolds 531 frame & fork. New wheels, tires, tape, etc. 47 x 19. Smooth $375

BLOOZE EXPLOSION: Schwinn Super LeTour 12.2 Japanese-made 4130 Cr-Mo. New wheels, tires, etc. Not shown but will include a front brake. 42 x 16. Get movin' $350

Roll one on these Dura Ace/Campy Omega tubulars. Front tire is punctured, but the hubs are butter and the rims are straight. Don't delay, $100.

Monday, June 05, 2006

NATIONAL DAY OF SLAYER! (666-Pack)

I'll be at the shop in the a.m. to meet the delivery guy, but after that, it's gone-daddy-gone, Hurl's gone. I mean, come on; 6/6/6 happens ONCE a millennium. The loose "plan" is to ride 66 miles and then drink a 6-pack.
BIKE HESSIANS UNITE!

Friday, June 02, 2006

CRC to QBP part deux-RESULTS ARE IN!

The CRC-to-QBP Time Trial, version Deuce, is about to go off. Stay tuned for updates. So far, only 3 riders (including Zitox) have arrived. Slackers...
Where's Ray?!?!?



UPDATE: 6 or 7 (?) riders are off. But no Meiser, Brauer, or Blake, so we will have a new champeen this time around. Stay tuned...

FINAL RESULTS:
Erick Kyllonen-- 36:19:53
Chris Anderson-- 40:11:94 (fixed)
Zito-- 40:37:46 (fixed)
Luby-- 46:28:06 (single,well, two spd)
Chef Dog-- 47:00:05 (single)
Eric "Rolling Thunder" Sovern-- 47:33:47
Dr. Kate-- 1:05:08 (single)