
for all your Holiday Shopping Needs....In store only, Rosenberg...

Hey, what better way to tell the cyclist in your life that it's not all lumps of coal and fruitcake. With a new CRC jersey, that's how. Stock is limited.
[photo: courtesy of UtilitarianTransports.com]

The best looking jerseys to hit the scene since the 1993 Alternative Jersey. Available in S-XL sizes. Cost is $70.
The New Belgium Urban Assault Ride. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
All-Girl Alley Cat. Hell, yes!
TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!
JERSEYS HAVE LANDED. REMAIN CALM!
I will begin shipping these mutha'ukkas tonight, but please be patient. I'm leaving for Napa, CA in 36 hours and am feeling ever so punk-tual....
Can you dig it? I knew that you could. Word from the top is that these suckers will be hitting our doorstep on 18-August. For those of you who have pre-ordered, thanks a million for your patience.
If you still want to get in on the action, the time is now: Paypal $75 to hurl[at]carsrcoffins.com. Yes, that's $5 more than before, but the early birds get the free postage worm, yinz don't...
Also available are these sweet new H2o bottles, same great Specialized Little Big Mouth model as before, for all your whiskey on ice fun! $6 each.
Who has stinky feet? You have stinky feet. New socks, too. S/M (6-10) or L/XL (10+) $15/pair.

All sorts of hot shit happening this weekend in conjunction with the Bicycle Film Festival. 
SOLD.
SOLD.
The ARTCRANK! 2008 opening was a smash, as a rumoured 800+ freaks and geeks slammed into One On One for a full-fledged sardine sauna of screen printed velo collusion. Thankfully, no one (read: me) went face dowwwn due to excessive drink, (though I know there was excessive drink.) Madison pedal pirates descended like scurvy knaves on the scene. Here, D-Pow herd 3 Rollo's into shape.
Chequamegon King delivers Cetma-powered pink glove radness.
The famous Coffee Bar neon sign is a classic landmark near Union Square.
NYC Velo in the East Village is cool shop with great service and, if you ask nicely, they'll turn you on to some of the best mexican food in town, right around the corner.
Dave's Quality Meat. This place on East Third is fantastic. Highly sought after kicks, and skateboards + fixed gears. Asa & Massan were super cool and friendly and both want to ride in the Stupor Bowl next year, aint' that right?
The display case at DQM is an old meat cooler. Boss.
A sad reminder in Parkslope, Brooklyn. R.I.P.
Kim & Darlene of Gorilla Coffee rode Vespa scooters from Brooklyn to Minneapolis last year. How cool is that? Their coffee is roasted on site, and it is excellent.
King Kog, how I miss thee...I really tried to get in to King Kog. Their posted hours are 12-7. I made my way down to Marcy Avenue a bit early on Friday, so I walked around the neighborhood, had a cup of tea, and returned a little after 12 to a still locked-down storefront. No problem, I thought, I know what retail is like. Another lap around the area, returning at 12:25 and still no King Kog. Damn. Left a CRC sticker on the window to let 'em know I was there. Maybe next time.
Finally, are the rumours true?!?!?
56cm Salsa La Raza, 105 10-speed STI, Flite saddle, RaceFace Cadence cranks. This thing is sweet! $1000
Give gas prices the finger on this Swiss-made commuter rocket. Fenders included. $800