Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The Falcon Has Landed

JERSEYS HAVE LANDED. REMAIN CALM!

I will begin shipping these mutha'ukkas tonight, but please be patient. I'm leaving for Napa, CA in 36 hours and am feeling ever so punk-tual....

just in time for the SSWC '08. But I leave on 21-August for same event, so no shipping that weekend, Ok? Don't delay, act today...

*SHIPPING NOTE: $5 of the $75 covers shipping for the first jersey. Please add $2 for each additional item, dig? Call or write if you have questions or are mathematically challenged...
THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT!

Friday, August 08, 2008

CRC Jersey Update: + Nü bottles & Socks

Can you dig it? I knew that you could. Word from the top is that these suckers will be hitting our doorstep on 18-August. For those of you who have pre-ordered, thanks a million for your patience.

If you still want to get in on the action, the time is now: Paypal $75 to hurl[at]carsrcoffins.com. Yes, that's $5 more than before, but the early birds get the free postage worm, yinz don't...

Also available are these sweet new H2o bottles, same great Specialized Little Big Mouth model as before, for all your whiskey on ice fun! $6 each.

Who has stinky feet? You have stinky feet. New socks, too. S/M (6-10) or L/XL (10+) $15/pair.

For those of you who have pre-ordered, I will begin shipping on 18-August, just in time for the SSWC '08. But I leave on 21-August for same event, so no shipping that weekend, Ok? Don't delay, act today...

*SHIPPING NOTE: $5 of the $75 covers shipping for the first jersey. Please add $2 for each additional item, dig? Call or write if you have questions or are mathematically challenged...
THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT!